Thursday, December 5, 2013

The Best Labia Sale of 2013 Goes To....

Exactly two months after getting rear ended by some sheister with sheister insurance, I was finally able to pick my car up today.  The drive down to the body shop was perilous as ever since the snowfall event of 2013 (i.e. yesterday.)  It took about an hour and a half to navigate the highways and local roads to get to the body shop in south Littleton.  When my boss recommended this body shop, and when I looked them up online, and when I scheduled an appointment, and the week between the time I schedule the appointment and the appointment, I could have probably looked up where this body shop actually was.  But I waited until I was literally driving there to figure it out, and hence, I discovered it was about as far away from Denver as it could reasonably be.  Add snow packed roads on top of all of that, plus a car with poor handling and bald tires, and you get a picture of my morning...

But it was all worth it because I am so happy to be back in my own car!  I can't believe I was even considering buying a new Forester.  When I saw my beautiful Honda, in it's BMW Silver paint, clean as the day it was born, roll up to the front door of the shop, it was like re-adopting a baby you decided you didn't want but realized you wanted all along (cue Lifetime Movie.)  I think the shop actually repaired or at least touched up some of the old damage on the car too.  At least on the driver's side.  The passenger's side still looks like the car was used as a prop to slow down a semi truck who's brakes were cut.  Damn Miami parking garages....

As far as the snow's concerned, the sun is out today in full force, and although it's a mere 7 degrees outside, the sun is actively melting the snow off the roads, which will make the commute home much more manageable.  I did manage to take one picture this morning, right around sunrise, of the serene landscape in front of my house.  Snow really is beautiful if you don't have to drive in it.  Or shovel it off your drive way and front porch at 6 PM when it's pitch black outside.


PS, I lost some Christmas lights and plugs under the snow.  It was too cold to go digging around for them, so as the snow starts melting a bit today, it will be an interesting battle between the plugs being usable vs me electrocuting myself when i go to plug in lights tonight.

What else is there to say.  Oh yeah I remember!  I emailed myself last night with the words "Weiner Texting Surgery" to remind me to blog about hearing that Anthony Weiner's sexting partner recently got plastic surgery on her vagina.  This is not that big of a deal.  What IS strange though, is that she is now auctioning off the excess labia online.  This is a serious W T Fuck moment.

Finally, it's December 5th, which means only 26 days more days until the new year.  Since we're here, in the twilight of 2013, this is the time that all the "Best of 2013" lists start coming out.  So to add to the fervor, I gift you all with this splendid tribute to all top songs of 2013.  This is actually really good.

I'm sure this year's HTD song is in there somewhere....

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