Late in the month, after all the meat had been sweat from my system, I found some clarity. As if a potato powered light bulb had gone off in my mind. In this haze free state, I started asking myself the really important questions in life, like
- Why do people copy themselves on emails? Do they not have sent folders?
- Why is there a full day of Winter Olympic events on Thursday, when the Opening Ceremonies are Friday?
- Why is that eating oreos at other people's houses is so much more satisfying than just buying them myself?
Of course these are impossible to answer questions, but the great Buddha said that asking the question is more important than knowing the answer. (Don't fact check that.) My only regret in not sticking to this veg way of life, is that I may now never reach that perfect hallucinogenic state needed to write like Jack Kerouac or Hunter S. Thompson, and instead will make the world suffer by reading the mediocrity that is this blog.
BUT, at least I am hoping to have some new material to preach to you soon, because I may be at the cusp of getting a new roommate! Will know more after Sunday when I drive up to Fort Collins to meet her. Stay tuned!