Well whatever it is, you must understand that this blog started as a way for me to pass the time while waiting for my Candy Crush lives to replenish during my do nothing day in Denver. But since coming out to DC, the core hours of my day have been filled with something I haven't seen for many years now. Something I didn't even believe existed anymore. I'm talking about work! I have things to do! I stay late finishing them! I look at the clock and say cliche things like, "where did the time go?" as if it went faster for me than for anybody else! And it makes me happy. I'm more alert throughout the day. I feel healthier. Even my posture is better. I'm not slouching, watching clips of Jimmy Fallon lip sync battles on youtube. Actually....that I miss. My health has gotten better, with my constant running, although my wine intake is at an all time high. Good for the heart right? A bottle a day keeps the nightmares away? Isn't that how it goes?
Anyways, I know why you're here. You've been salivating at the mouth waiting for it. You want pictures, not this archaic text nonsense. So without further ado, (but plenty of future ado after this post, cos who knows when I'll post again), here's my April:
First off, if you haven't figured it out, or just forgot, I'm in DC for 3 months. Possibly 4. Here's proof. The photo you're about to see is not an illusion. I just take crooked pictures.
Also, as if the Washington Monument wasn't phallic enough on it's own, I got a shot if after it went through puberty.
Then, on a day where some of you were celebrating marijuana's nonsensical holiday, I celebrated the holy day of Easter, aka Zombie Jesus.
|The ritual begins with mixing of the unholy colors|
|The ritual ends with the praises to god that this is finally over|
|My contribution. Satanic Judaism egg and possibly Alien egg.|
What else? I went on a little nature hike in Denver recently too. I guess you might like some pictures of that as well?
|Heart! (I mean irate prairie dog wondering how this tree got planted on his house.)|
|Whether you're 3 or 33, this is the best shot ever.|